|"Mom! There's something GREEN on my spaghetti! Get it off! Why do you always have to ruin my life??"|
|You can't expect me to organize, too.|
|I had to memorialize the occasion with pictures, because it's very possible that this was a once-in-a-lifetime event.|
My kitchen saw so much action today it had to go out and smoke a cigarette. I even wore an apron. However, I don't have photographic evidence so you'll just have to take my word for it. I also managed to take the puppy for two walks and did several loads of laundry. And get this...I even folded it. Well, some of it.
Turns out that vodka in my orange juice was an excellent idea.