"When I'm grown up and have a wife, we are going to have Happy Meals for lunch everyday."
"I have a lot of memories in my head. I wish I could get them all out."
Said while dumping rocks out of her shoes...
"I have earth in my shoes!"
Watching me change the sheets on my bed.
"Did you pee in your bed?" she asks.
"No...daddy has been really sick and got hot and sweaty at night, so I'm just putting fresh sheets on."
"Oh...do you get hot and sweaty in bed, too?"