Thursday, November 5, 2009
Sex in the limo...and no, it's not the name of a new drink.
I was going to join in Mama Kat's Writing Workshop today, she had several great prompts. I decided to write about a humourous wedding experience. But then I was up into the wee hours of the morning with a baby that wouldn't sleep. So then I thought maybe I'd write the 10 Things that keep me up at night. But not sleeping does weird things to me. I couldn't even remember if I'd put water in the coffee maker this morning and I'm not sure if I'm up to writing anything that even makes a little bit of sense. It's taken me 10 minutes to get this far because I've had to use the delete key more than any of the other ones... Apparently lack of sleep also spells words differently. Hmmm...who knew??
Although the wedding story is short. Maybe I'll do both. Or is that too ambitious? Are you still with me? I wish Blogger had a spell checker.
You may (or may not) recall my wedding post. I left out a bit there at the end.
We took a limo to the hotel after the reception. And well, you know, champagne, new vows...we were feeling kind of frisky. Never done it in a limo before. So, we did. Midway into the action, we heard the dividing glass between the driver and us go up. Apparently he caught the first part of the action, but at least had the decency to give us some privacy. I figured, ah, doesn't matter. I'll never see him again.
Then, you may recall that I get carsick. Uh huh. You know where this is going. So, I throw up, because I'm romantic like that. Fortunately I get my panties up and am able to hang my head out the window. Almost in time.
Shall we say I gave the limo a new paint job? Is that too crass? I did try clean it up with a kleenex after we stopped. And remember that limo driver that I'd never have to see again? He was kind enough to tell me not to worry about it.
Apparently, he sees a lot of carsick brides in compromising positions.
Maybe I'll be back in a bit for the 10 Things list. Right...after...my...little...nap....