I have three followers! That's very exciting to me! Three! And not one of you were forced, threatened or held at gunpoint! And none of you are my mom! Yay! Thank you!
If I could, I'd buy you each a pony, or an accordian or whatever else it was you wanted when you were a child but never got. (I always wanted a drum set. I think it had something to do with the movie "Some kind of Wonderful")